I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
the liver wants what the liver wants
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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