so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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