**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
id be glad to
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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