capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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