But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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