Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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