The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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