Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
did you get engaged???
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Randomize
