Im at strip club and am horny
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
