why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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