Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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