VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Green mimosas i think yes
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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