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you want me

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i'd rather choke on a dick.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun

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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.

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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.

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(678): View more from Georgia

It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave

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(315): View more from New York

Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is

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