butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
