Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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