Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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