Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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