Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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