bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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