Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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