Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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