Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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