ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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