He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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