Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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