I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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