I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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