We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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