Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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