Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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