i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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