so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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