there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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