yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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