I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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