Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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