the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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