I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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