Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
