you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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