I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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