I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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