can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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