well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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