Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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