I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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