are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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