he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
then he tried to convert me to islam
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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