I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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