I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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