yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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