Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I am mentally ready for anal.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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