next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
