i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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