i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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