halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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