At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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