haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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