Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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